Sunday, July 18, 2004

Assault with a Gator 

Odd news of the day, from the very shallow end of the gene pool:

PORT ORANGE, Fla. (AP) - A man hit his girlfriend with a 3-foot alligator and threw beer bottles at her during an argument in the couple's mobile home, authorities said.

Why attempt the same of type of demestic violence? Do something creative. Hey, he made the papers. She should get to hit him back with the gator.


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