Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Did She Use 1-800-Dentist? 

Gorillas sometimes have better health coverage the most Americans: Koko the Gorilla was able to call a dentist. Well, not exactly, but she was able to use the American Sign Language she has been taught to signal "pain" and point to her mouth.

Not bad. I'm still trying to get full Medical and Dental from my job.

Good for her. Though it inspires a bit of Planet of the Apes, or better yet in this context, a Jay and Silent Bob quote

Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell

I'm just speciest enough to be worried when we start doing somebody else's dirty work......
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