Monday, October 04, 2004

More Foul Humor 

The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, don't use the same tired old curses. Expand your mind and appreciate other cultures by using Swearasauras. There are 164 different languages represented, so you can certainly find the right phrase for the right occasion. Some of the phrases that got my attention:

Yiddish:

Er zol hobn paroys makes bashotn mit oybes krets.
He should have Pharaoh’s plagues sprinkled with Job’s scabies.

Serbian:

Da Bog da te majka u cevapu prepoznala.
May your mother recognize you in a hamburger.

Polish:

Dam ci szpryce z aidsem, bo masz syfa to razem będą kurwy chodzić.
I'm going inject you with AIDS because, having syphilis already, will make those two whores dance together.

Bosnian:

Dabogda ti pas povratio na sred sobe kad imas goste!
May the dog throw-up in the middle of the dinning room while you have guests!

Irish Gaelic:

Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.
May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat.

I believe that we are one race, many cultures. Many cultures swearing at the guy who just cut us off in traffic.

Once again, via Caltechgirl.

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