Monday, May 16, 2005

How About: Get Out of My Way Day? 

Michele alerts us all that today is Drive Like An Asshole Day. Of course, every day in California is Drive Like An Asshole Day. Usually, it is coupled with it's twin: Road Rage Day. And in California, every rush hour is officially known as Rubbernecking Hour.

Insurance is a pain, but whenever some Darwin Award candidate cuts across four lanes to make a last-minute freeway exit, I'm relieved mine is paid up. For my birthday, I want a rear-mounted oil gun that triggers when a moron tailgaiter get within two inches of my rear bumper. I'll pay good money.

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